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Chaotic Neutral

When  I was 15 and again at 18 I  had recently lost weight. On top of the smaller size, I realized that these witty remarks would appeare out of nowhere in my head like I was possessed by a particularly poetic devil. I’m not totally sure science wise but weight loss preceded by uncontrollable creativity is happening again. I have heard something about how overeating (not what, how much) kills cells which makes sense since this happened when the weight loss was caused by a decreased amount as opposed to lots of healthy food and exercise like when I was 21 or so. Also it could be having fewer meals and giving your belly a long rest at night since that is another contrast between the weight loss methods. The effect is probably most noticeable  in people who have been over eating for a long time.

Or maybe it’s just that not overeating is the hardest thing in the world for me and once that’s gone hardly anything else is as difficult as it used to be.

But why go on about myself? First, because that’s how I role and second because if someone else had noticed this I’d certainly want to hear about it.

Anyways, here’s another joke.

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If you’re egotistical enough to think you can get along with me then you’re too prideful to put up with me.

And if you’re dumb enough to think I’m making fun of you when I’m actually poking fun at myself, then you’re too stupid to understand me.

 

Okay, I’m lost.

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Self Phone Help

I’ve been wanting to get my cellphone use under control and go back to filling sketchbooks instead of Pinterest boards. It helps me to have simple little rules that apply almost without exceptions so here they are:

1) No screen time while eating.

2) No phone in the room where I’m sleeping.

3) A distance of 4 feet while listening.

4) No screen time or listening over actually meeting eyes and conversing.

There. I think these will be helpful for me.

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Philosssssoraptor

This insight is so obvious I almost think I must have read it somewhere. A snake pit of intertwined stories and truth. Still, it is not a set in stone fact, or is it quite literally impressed in rock?

Consider that there are fossils of dinosaurs yet there are no dinosaurs around now. The closest thing we have are slithering snakes, belly dragging alligators and lethargic lizards with either non existent or tiny forelegs.  Going by the anatomy they should either be bouncing like kanagaroos or walking like us. Then we have this story in the Bible about the devil pretending to be a serpent because they are so crafty. Remember in Jurassic Park how the raptors were basically as smart as humans? Well, what if they were also dragon-like sharkmawed and huge. Totally appealing to evil.  Then God said serpents would walk on their bellies forever after. And that man would not be able to command nature anymore. Which reminds me of a question that has occupied my mind as to how people could have defended themselves against basically monsters. Answer, we could not unless we had a special weapon or knowledge. Once we lost that authority the reptiles thankfully lost stature as well.

I hope I haven’t uttered any heresy because the little udders – they’re hard to locate.

Stick to Your Guns and Unstick Your Gums

Have you ever made an intelligent observation or learned an obscure fact but were too afraid to proclaim or act on it? Then years down the road, it turned out you were correct? Well, I just cannot bear the unrealized honor any longer.

This is probably pretty messed up, but I think I am going to start documenting those.

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Raw potato starch causes crazy dreams not because it feeds bacteria which in turn do their magic, but because it is nightshade essence diluted into almot nothing. And you know how homeopathy takes a poison and the more it’s diluted the more it is a remedy to the exact reaction the plant in nature would cause? Since nightshade in nature is a neurotoxin that blocks neurotransmitters then perhaps diluted nightshade increases neurotransmitters, which causes crazy dreams.